Monster Film Fan Gifts

'This Old House will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you Godzilla Destroys Tokyo...'

'Do you have an agent?'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

"Look! No hands!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

King Kongs first christmas

"Which part are you reading for?"

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"