Cinematic Monster Fan Gifts

"Thanks for a nice night."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

King Kongs first christmas

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Zombie pet tricks.

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"There goes our early night."

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'