Classic Monster Movie Fan Gifts

'What kind of rip off is this?..You promised me a bride!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

King Kongs first christmas

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Official Fight Cards

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"There goes our early night."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'