Classic Monster Aficionado Gifts

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

"Well, that’s a fine how-do-you-do!"

'Come Frankenstein cabbie, and drive like the wind.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Myths and legends...

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."