Classic Monster Aficionado Gifts

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

"Well, that’s a fine how-do-you-do!"

'Come Frankenstein cabbie, and drive like the wind.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Look! No hands!"

Dead Funny

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Horror Stories.

Myths and legends...