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"Thanks for a nice night."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

King Kongs first christmas

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Official Fight Cards

Zombie pet tricks.

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"There goes our early night."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Halloween Selfie