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"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Godziller vs. Frosty

"What kind of rip-off is this? You promised me a bride!"

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Giant Monster in Bath

King Kongs first christmas

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Monster Clown

"There goes our early night."

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."