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'Hold your fire! He's just flossing!'

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"He's not working to his full voltage."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Out To Lurch

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Look! No hands!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"