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"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

'I'm here to read the meter.'

'Is it really necessary for you to give her vocal cords?'

"Meet a girl? Fall in love? Move to the city? You need to set more realistic goals, son."

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"What is it, Ms. Farnsworth? I asked not to be disturbed unless it was extremely important!"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"Hold on! A new study says those are actually bad for you."

Sarszilla.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'WHOAH! look what that giant ape left on the Empire State Building! Man, our job is safe for months!'

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

"Do you have a moment to talk about toxic waste?"

'Relax, Brenda, it's just something they do for tourists.'

"Nothing for me. I had a food truck for lunch."

"It could be worse."

"That's what I like about America, you get such big portions."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

"Hey, you wanna share a cab?"

"It's not you, it's me."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

"He thinks the lamp shop is three blocks down on the left. Wasn't sure what time it closes."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"We met in the city."

Bing bong

Revenge of the vengeful

"How could you son?"

"I wish my life were as exciting as those movies!"

"Sorry, I just needed to vent."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"