Monster Movie Fan T-Shirts

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Charging Station

'Get rid of that ugly wind turbine or we'll burn the place to the ground!'

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

"On the plus side we haven't had a major fire in New York for the past ten years."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Your perfectionism is starting to get on my nerves.

"Faster, Daddy! Faster!"

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Here comes the Choo-Choo...open wide.'

"Honey, it looks like they've lifted restrictions on terrorizing the city."

Monster Souvenir

'I blame my parents ? all of them!'

"What's my motivation?"

Botox would be pure overkill.

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

'Wow! That's a great halloween costume.'

"I knew nuking hurricanes would be a terrible idea."

King Kong vs the City of New York

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"That's not who I am anymore."

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."

Frankenstein stands on his head at yoga class.

"Because if we'd told you we were coming you would have said no."

'I better stay clear of that place -- I'm lactose intolerant!'

Wait, it turns out you're allergic to brains? I knew it! Old married zombie couple.

It's like I'm a politician now. I'm an officeholder!

Karaoke. All of me ... Why not take all of me ...

"Sorry—next time I’ll charge my phone beforehand."

"I thought we talked about this."

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"

"We're helpless, Chief - this is all just too damn adorable."

"Well, that’s a fine how-do-you-do!"