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"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

'Get rid of that ugly wind turbine or we'll burn the place to the ground!'

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Your perfectionism is starting to get on my nerves.

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

"Faster, Daddy! Faster!"

"That's not who I am anymore."

King Kong vs the City of New York

"I knew nuking hurricanes would be a terrible idea."

"Honey, it looks like they've lifted restrictions on terrorizing the city."

'Wow! That's a great halloween costume.'

Botox would be pure overkill.

'Here comes the Choo-Choo...open wide.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'I blame my parents ? all of them!'

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

Monster Souvenir

"What's my motivation?"

"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

Frankenstein stands on his head at yoga class.

"Because if we'd told you we were coming you would have said no."

Barney Vs. Godzilla

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"I was going to destroy America but Trump has beaten me to it."

"Well, that’s a fine how-do-you-do!"

"Sorry I'm late. Can you buzz me in?"

"But I'm originally from Connecticut."

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"Relax, Frank. It says here you can keep your own doctor."

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"Hope you don't need the bathroom. His showers take forever."