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"Remember that time you made me laugh and people came out of my nose?"

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"I hear he's huge in Japan."

'I think we're way beyond the point where algaecide is going to help!'

'Henry will play Godzilla in this dramatic rendering of the structure's design integrity.'

"Down that road lies madness - not that it matters at this point."

"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

"To life!"

'Run for your like! That's no ordinary flesh eating zombie! That's my ex-wife.'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'It be Cowzilla alright.'

'Yes, of course THIS will make the news! I just meant our agonizing deaths won't!'

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

Frankentrump

"Call the realtor!"

Meals on Wheels

Robot Attack in Bath

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

We are going to need a bigger cow!

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

'That was him again! He said that he's on his way over here and his shoes had better be ready or else!!'

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"Place is empty - where's the fun in that?"

"I'm sure I know you from somewhere. Have I seen you in the movies?"

"Play the emergency tape!"

"Harry, exactly what was in that last solution we injected?"

"Honey, we don't reach we say, "Please pass the bus."'

Live Parking Only

"Funnily enough, I do actually have two left feet..."

The Neighbours from Hell....

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Ping Kong

"Cubicled worker? Sorry, I only eat free-range,"

"Gimme a break will ya! It's not even mine!"