Monster Movie Lover Gifts

"Remember that time you made me laugh and people came out of my nose?"

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"I hear he's huge in Japan."

'I think we're way beyond the point where algaecide is going to help!'

'Henry will play Godzilla in this dramatic rendering of the structure's design integrity.'

"Down that road lies madness - not that it matters at this point."

"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

"To life!"

'Run for your like! That's no ordinary flesh eating zombie! That's my ex-wife.'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'It be Cowzilla alright.'

Ping Kong

"After this, miss Darrow, tell your boyfriend to meet you for lunch at the front entrance like everyone else."

CS573351

The news feeds.

Godzilla Auditions For Store Santa

"Place is empty - where's the fun in that?"

"I'm sure I know you from somewhere. Have I seen you in the movies?"

"Play the emergency tape!"

"Harry, exactly what was in that last solution we injected?"

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'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

Frankentrump

"Call the realtor!"

Meals on Wheels

Robot Attack in Bath

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Yes, of course THIS will make the news! I just meant our agonizing deaths won't!'

We are going to need a bigger cow!

"Not another bite of that until after dinner."

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

'That was him again! He said that he's on his way over here and his shoes had better be ready or else!!'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."