Movie Monster Lover Gifts

Godzilla's Dentist.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Hugh fans!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

King Kongs first christmas

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Official Fight Cards

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'