Vampire Movie Lover Gifts

The schizophrenic vampire.

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'He likes to power nap.'

Vlad the Impala

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire in a canoe.

"Bloody hell!"

"The Eggsorcist"

He looks so natural lying there...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'