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Vlad the Impala

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Astral Projection

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

He looks so natural lying there...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Get on with it!

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"