Watching Monster Movies Gifts

"Air Tokyos."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Zombies.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Giant slug attacks a city

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

King Kongs first christmas

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Official Fight Cards

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."