Collecting Monster Movies Gifts

"I still want grandchildren.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Zombies.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Giant slug attacks a city

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"There goes our early night."

Monster Clown

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

Bro of Frankenstein

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Dustbin monster.

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"