Collecting Monster Movies Gifts

"I still want grandchildren.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Zombies.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Giant slug attacks a city

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Monster Clown

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

"There goes our early night."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Dustbin monster.

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

Women Takes Embarrassing Photo of Skyscraper Climbing Monkey.