Movie Monster Enthusiast Gifts

'Hold your fire! He's just flossing!'

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"He's not working to his full voltage."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

King Kong on top of the Empire State building looks into a skyline viewer at the city.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

Out To Lurch

"Look! No hands!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.