Monster Film Aficionado Gifts

"I heard he used to work for Christie."

King Cow

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

King Kongs first christmas

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"There goes our early night."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'