Monster Film Aficionado Gifts

"I heard he used to work for Christie."

King Cow

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

King Kongs first christmas

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Official Fight Cards

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"There goes our early night."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."