Monster Movie Fanatic Gifts

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

"Try the office buildings. The cubicles come with a prize inside."

"Oops, gotta be more careful now that I've been appointed to the board of a historical preservation society."

'I always look forward to these miniature village outings.'

"...The next island is the island of King Kong!"

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Wait! I think I know what he's looking for."

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

Support group for old movie monster.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

'Humans can't change into bloodthirsty monsters? Forget it! You should have seen my dad when I showed him the last class test!'

Franken-steer.

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

'We're looking for the owner by checking to see if the animal was microchipped.'

'I'm not a big fan of product placement especially when it's under my crib.'

'So this must be the little lady.'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

TV antennas coming out of the head of a creature shown on the TV

"Is it right on the lagoon?"

"We're just on a vacation. You don't have to add 'of the dead.'"

"You can't do that, Scott – this is Chicago."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."