Monster Movie Fanatic Pillows

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

"Try the office buildings. The cubicles come with a prize inside."

"Oops, gotta be more careful now that I've been appointed to the board of a historical preservation society."

'I always look forward to these miniature village outings.'

"...The next island is the island of King Kong!"

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Wait! I think I know what he's looking for."

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

Support group for old movie monster.

'Humans can't change into bloodthirsty monsters? Forget it! You should have seen my dad when I showed him the last class test!'

Franken-steer.

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

'We're looking for the owner by checking to see if the animal was microchipped.'

'So this must be the little lady.'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

TV antennas coming out of the head of a creature shown on the TV

"We're just on a vacation. You don't have to add 'of the dead.'"

"You can't do that, Scott – this is Chicago."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Hugh fans!"