Monster Movie Fanatics Gifts

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Godziller vs. Frosty

"What kind of rip-off is this? You promised me a bride!"

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Giant Monster in Bath

King Kongs first christmas

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"There goes our early night."

The Mummy's Purse...