Monster Movie Aficionados Gifts

"Walk for your lives!"

Monster Clown

Doreen beneath this brutish exterior beats the heart of a poet..I also have his kidneys and I think maybe his gall bladder,but I'm not sure.

Godzilla's Twilight Years

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

King Kongs first christmas

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant Monster in Bath

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Official Fight Cards

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'