Monster Film Fanatic Gifts

'I'm probably not gonna get a 'Like' on my facebook account after this.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Hugh fans!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Reese Witherspoon

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day