Classic Monster Films Gifts

"She definitely has your neck bolts."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Solar Frankenstein

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Giant slug attacks a city

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"There goes our early night."

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'