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"She definitely has your neck bolts."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Hugh fans!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Solar Frankenstein

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Giant slug attacks a city

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

I'm Spartacus.

"Some Debussy, Igor."