Monster Films T-Shirts

"Virtually destroying cities is a lot easier on your feet."

'You and your toy trains...'

"You were right...it is Godzilla."

Hungry Zombie Please Help!

"I want you to pick that up and put it back where it belongs."

"Hey, not so fast - I'm abducting her first!"

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

Meals on Wheels

WICKERMANHATTAN

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'On behalf of the entire staff, let me thank you for breaking up that meeting.'

"Don't be a stranger, now that you know the way!"

"Is it right on the lagoon?"

"Hey, you wanna share a cab?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Hugh fans!"

"Walk for your lives!"

"At least he's shaking things up."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Solar Frankenstein