Monster Films Gifts

"Virtually destroying cities is a lot easier on your feet."

'You and your toy trains...'

"You were right...it is Godzilla."

Hungry Zombie Please Help!

"I want you to pick that up and put it back where it belongs."

"Hey, not so fast - I'm abducting her first!"

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

Meals on Wheels

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'On behalf of the entire staff, let me thank you for breaking up that meeting.'

"Don't be a stranger, now that you know the way!"

"Hey, you wanna share a cab?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Hugh fans!"

"Walk for your lives!"

"At least he's shaking things up."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Giant slug attacks a city