Monster Flicks Gifts

Horror movie: 'Can't Look, Won't Look.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Out To Lurch

"Look! No hands!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Hugh fans!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Zombies.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Solar Frankenstein

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Giant slug attacks a city

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."