Monster Flicks Mugs

Horror movie: 'Can't Look, Won't Look.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Hugh fans!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Solar Frankenstein

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Giant slug attacks a city

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Which part are you reading for?"

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."