Monster Movies Mugs

'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Hold on! A new study says those are actually bad for you."

'Run for your like! That's no ordinary flesh eating zombie! That's my ex-wife.'

"Clear!"

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Godzilla?'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Monster Souvenir

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

Dr. Frankenstein's heifer,

'How's my rampaging?'

"My daughter tells me your name is Bigfoot!"

As they say, when in Rome, eat it.

The Creature of the Black Legume

Monkey Rejection

Ping Kong

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

"There goes our early night."

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

Giant slug attacks a city

"Geoffrey has a Godzilla Complex."

"How do I stay so trim? Portion control. One, two skyscrapers, tops."

Sarah Sanders is Godzilla

"I heard he used to work for Christie."

"Wasabi?"

Frankenstein stands on his head at yoga class.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Was it someone you ate?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

CX909708

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"Try cutting them in small pieces ad arranging them on a plate."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."