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"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

Shadow Puppet Fun.

Subtitles are often used in film productions

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Hugh fans!"

Zombies.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

King Kongs first christmas

Giant slug attacks a city

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."