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"My online profile says I live in a lagoon. What did you expect me to look like?"

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

Shadow Puppet Fun.

Subtitles are often used in film productions

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Zombies.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Giant slug attacks a city

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

King Kongs first christmas

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.