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"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

' and what blood group are you ?. Don't tell me , let me guess....'.

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Monster Jobs. What Monsters Do When They Aren't Making Movies.

"Car insurance?? - No thanks!"

"Sure, he stomps on cities, but at home he cries like a baby when he steps on lego."

How Am I Scaring?

'The Science you say you can defeat this thing with better not be the same Science you used to create it!'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

Real Ghoul Mom and Dad

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.

"I dunno. The city looked so much better on Instagram."

"Run away and make a mental note that tie dye is back in style!"

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"Look! No hands!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

Frosty, The Abominable Snowman

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."