Monster Movie Aficionado Mugs

"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

' and what blood group are you ?. Don't tell me , let me guess....'.

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Monster Jobs. What Monsters Do When They Aren't Making Movies.

"They used the ultimate weapon to drive me away. Taxes."

"Car insurance?? - No thanks!"

"Sure, he stomps on cities, but at home he cries like a baby when he steps on lego."

"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."

Giant reptile mounts devoured cities on plaques.

How Am I Scaring?

"Every time Hollywood portrays us monsters, they always get it wrong."

'The pink squirrel's okay, but you gotta try the fuzzy navel.'

'The Science you say you can defeat this thing with better not be the same Science you used to create it!'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

Real Ghoul Mom and Dad

"Gonna eat me a city, suburbs and all, chomp on the downtown, gnaw on a mall."

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.

"I dunno. The city looked so much better on Instagram."

"Run away and make a mental note that tie dye is back in style!"

Dracula's been around for centuries. I thought he looked a little long in the tooth!

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"Look! No hands!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

Frosty, The Abominable Snowman

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...