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"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Hugh fans!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

King Kongs first christmas

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...