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King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Hugh fans!"

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

King Kongs first christmas

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Giant slug attacks a city

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Official Fight Cards

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Which part are you reading for?"

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...