Cinematic Monster Pillows

'Two for Tomb Raider."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Hugh fans!"

Zombies.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

King Kongs first christmas

Giant slug attacks a city

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'