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'Okay, so I'm not paranoid. Everyone is out to get me!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"There goes our early night."

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

Monster Clown

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

Cary Grant

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Dustbin monster.

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

Bro of Frankenstein

Women Takes Embarrassing Photo of Skyscraper Climbing Monkey.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."