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"It's not so much the inhuman creations, we just wish you'd shop local!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Zombies.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

City Zoo

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"Loved ones scared to death by monsters? Call the law offices of Frank N. Stein..."

"Okay. Hit it."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Pass the SPF 20,000

'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'Side effects? You have to worry about side effects?'

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

'Dracula, I'm getting tired of you sitting around all day.'

'It's eight fifteen. Their mothers have unleashed them and they're on the way.'

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

Jump-starting Frankenstein's monster

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

"Well, that’s a fine how-do-you-do!"

Dracula's false teeth

"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."