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'Economically speaking, a few missing tourists wouldn't hurt.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Viking Loch Ness

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Meowlzebub

Mermaids in love

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"Love your ambiance!"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Beauty and the Beast

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind