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"Ooh! Who sent the edible arrangement?"

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Look! No hands!"

Dead Funny

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Horror Stories.

Myths and legends...