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'You must have a lot of recessive genes.'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Comedy Cafe

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Hugh fans!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Steve McQueen

Solar Frankenstein

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Jimmy Cagney.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"Which part are you reading for?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Film Star Robert de Niro

Draw!

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Queen Kong