Classic Monster Movie Buffs Prints

'Okay, so I'm not paranoid. Everyone is out to get me!'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Monster Clown

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"There goes our early night."

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Women Takes Embarrassing Photo of Skyscraper Climbing Monkey.

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

Bro of Frankenstein

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Dustbin monster.

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?