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"Air Tokyos."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Hugh fans!"

Zombies.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Giant slug attacks a city

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."