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Deodorant for King Kong

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Hugh fans!"

Zombies.

Solar Frankenstein

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Giant slug attacks a city

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Queen Kong

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"Some Debussy, Igor."