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Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Get on with it!

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"....and hold the garlic."

Vampire on a plane

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'