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First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

He looks so natural lying there...

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Get on with it!

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

How to fight a vampire snowman

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Fancy a pint?

Vampire on a plane

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"