Vampire Lore Fan T-Shirts

A vampire is frightened after being served hot cross buns.

Vampires go to watch Von Helsing: The Fiend Who Comes at Dawn.

"Notice the quintessential aroma of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up in Italy."

'Do you know how to kill a vegetarian vampire? With a steak to the heart.'

Naming that Impala

'Accountant Dracula.'

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear...

Vampire puts up Blood Drive signs.

Soup of the Night

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"Got Blood?"

Vlad the Impala

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

He looks so natural lying there...

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Get on with it!

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart