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"I didn't really plan for this, so I'll need you to return my posthumous donation."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Vlad the Inhaler

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

A vampire in a canoe.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

He looks so natural lying there...

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Get on with it!

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."