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A man's mirror reflection calls in sick one day.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Impala

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Date Night

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Balding gnomes

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.