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'There are some gentlemen here who say that they want to drink your blood - do I show them in?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Get on with it!

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

How to fight a vampire snowman

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'